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    D&D Movie/TV ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Live-Action Series Not Going Forward At Paramount+, Will Be Revamped & Shopped By Hasbro

    Unfortunately, I do think a script like that would require sincerity to work well, which modern Hollywood seems to be allergic to.
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    D&D Movie/TV ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Live-Action Series Not Going Forward At Paramount+, Will Be Revamped & Shopped By Hasbro

    The Aurora theater shooting really hurt theater attendance, at least around here, and then Covid killed what was left.
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    D&D Movie/TV ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Live-Action Series Not Going Forward At Paramount+, Will Be Revamped & Shopped By Hasbro

    Streaming services forgot that the success of their business model hinged on being marginally more convenient than piracy.
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    D&D Movie/TV ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Live-Action Series Not Going Forward At Paramount+, Will Be Revamped & Shopped By Hasbro

    Good news, an official English translation has actually been announced, with the first volume releasing this October and I am very excited.
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    D&D Movie/TV ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Live-Action Series Not Going Forward At Paramount+, Will Be Revamped & Shopped By Hasbro

    An anime adaptation of Destroy all Humans. They can’t be Regenerated. would be the greatest thing since the anime adaptation of Dungeon Meshi.
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    D&D Movie/TV ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Live-Action Series Not Going Forward At Paramount+, Will Be Revamped & Shopped By Hasbro

    It worked for The Princess Bride and The Neverending Story. Far from “beer and pretzels trash not really worth time watching,” they’re both all-time classics.
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    D&D General What is the Quintissential D&D Mascot Monster?

    Definitely beholder. Illithid is a close second. Owlbear and mimic would be good choices too, but they’ve had enough off-brand imitations to take them out of the running in my opinion.
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    D&D (2024) Alternate 2024 DMG Cover features Lolth!

    Oh, don’t get me wrong, I totally would. But, uh, “cuddly” is not really what I go in for lol.
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    D&D (2024) Alternate 2024 DMG Cover features Lolth!

    That sounds very unlike a brown recluse to do. Envenomed spider bites are extremely rare, because it’s very metabolically costly for the spider. With the exception of a few extremely aggressive species (mostly found in Australia, go figure), spiders rarely bite humans at all, and even when they...
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    D&D (2024) Alternate 2024 DMG Cover features Lolth!

    I don’t think it’s offensive to point out. I’m not sure we can accurately tell the color of her skin though, the light source being right under her face and a really intense yellow makes the white balance of the picture pretty much impossible to determine. Her hands appear to have purplish...
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    D&D (2024) Alternate 2024 DMG Cover features Lolth!

    “Cuddly” is not how I would describe this Lolth at all. Like, she has a pretty face, I guess? What else is new though.
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    D&D (2024) Alternate 2024 DMG Cover features Lolth!

    I wouldn’t call this moe…
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    D&D (2024) Alternate 2024 DMG Cover features Lolth!

    Static as opposed to dynamic, as in depicting figures in motion. I don’t really agree with that critique of this piece, but it is a legitimate critique to make of visual art.
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    D&D (2024) Alternate 2024 DMG Cover features Lolth!

    Yeah, the solid red spine on the standard covers was such a terrible choice, I would probably have gone for the alternate covers even if their art was kinda meh. Fortunately, I’ve adored both of the ones they’ve shown! Hopefully the monster manual cover is similarly awesome.
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